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Author Topic: Vito's Career  (Read 3127 times)
on: December 27, 2006, 12:04:02 PM

For a period of comix hiatus, the hit count on Vito's site, and poll positions Vito is holding in the top 2% of some rather large polls, suggest a constituency just waiting for the next Congress to convene. 

Might the new Congress provide fuel for Vito to demonstrate his alternative style of non-leadership representation of a slacker district?  Would he sponsor a Bill to fund religious ministries which truly are able to not discriminate on the basis of religion, because anyone can be a Rev (J.R.) Bob (Dobbs)? 

http://www.subgenius.com/

Will Vito become ordained himself, and risk the first excommunication trial ever for a slacker, by fronting a new public health initiative where Rev. Bob has to ditch the traditional pipe? 

Will Vito lead the way beyond the Veteran's Administration illegal refusal to approve Pentacles for veteran grave emblems, and ensure equal access for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Service of Mankind Church's version of 4-armed Kali with floggers and chains? 

http://darkside-goddess.org/

http://members.aol.com/smcpage1/excerpts.htm

THE ESSEMIAN MANIFESTO might even be likened to some aspects of the Marine Creed in how it uses a religious cult doctrine to motivate practices which would scare away most people, or trigger basic instincts to avoid dangers and risks.  Would Vito back a new Bill to require alternative boot camps based on SMC's theology rather than a Dominionist predator agenda now proliferating among a large faction of military officers? 

What a strange brew, were Vito to become an avid slacker, apparently a natural life path for him, as well as an outspoken advocate of new religious pluralism in our military.  Wink 

Vito had best boost up his press staff.  If he manages to help the Rev. Ivan Stang (sponsor of X-day for Rev. Bobs everywhere at Brushwood) to become the first pagan military chaplain before Don Larsen < http://sacredwell.org/ > or other contenders, it'll take some real strategic management skills to demonstrate how the media attention can be handled while honoring the core ideology of "slack". 

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Reply #1 on: December 27, 2006, 01:27:03 PM

I don't see Vito as tying himself to any religious organization, even Slack.

However, it is time to start wetting his beak. Bring on the lobbyists!
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Reply #2 on: December 28, 2006, 07:53:39 AM

The problem with Vito becoming a real player in Washington, is that he is sincere.

On the other hand, he might make a good front man for a careful manipulator.

-+ Eddie +-
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